The following account is entirely fictional, though not an altogether bad idea.
In light of recent developments in the governor's office, the powers that be in Albany have decided to take matters into their own hands. They have spent the past 72-hours searching for a replacement governor for the state of New York who they can be assured will not later do further damage to the honor of this position. Their search resulted in the naming of Sister Mary Katherine, a 87-year-old Catholic nun from Buffalo, as the state's new governor.
When asked about how she felt about this appointment, Sister Mary Katherine's most pertinent remark concerned her outfit for the inauguration. She told reporters that she is planning on wearing her favorite t-shirt over her traditional black habit. The t-shirt reads "Jesus is My (ONLY) Homeboy".
Here's hoping their are no skeletons (or priests) in Sister Mary Katherine's closet.
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